Rider profile: Bike messenger/courier.
After all, you could be the most perfectest road cyclist and still get criticized, so why even bother with the micromanagement and the shoulda, coulda, wouldas?
Ultimately, you recognize that bicycles don't behave like cars. But the law doesn't acknowledge that. And it isn't interested in your safety, only in the smoothest car-logistics. Any road-user who isn't in a car on the road pretty much has a death-wish; they'll be blamed for every single little things they do or don't. You have learned to accept this.

Congrats, you stopped caring about what other people think, and only focus on being your best self.
All is well (until it isn't...)